Is this some cruel torment that life is throwing me?

..there is a dog hair in my Haagen-Dazs, I have no cigarrettes and my Sky+ remote batterries have run out.........

Is this some cruel torment that life is throwing me?

You think thats bad.

I've just run out of Jack Daniels, my ex-wife knows my new address and theres a hoodie lurking next to my Audi TT.

Is this some cruel torment that life is throwing me?

smoking is bad for you. Maybe this is a sign to quit...

Is this some cruel torment that life is throwing me?

HAIRY POOPER

Is this some cruel torment that life is throwing me?

just go to bed!!!!!

Is this some cruel torment that life is throwing me?

It could be a subliminal blessing! For instance, no ice cream = no extra sugar/fat, no batteries= chance for reading a book, no smokes= no cancer!

Is this some cruel torment that life is throwing me?

Blees ya. Bad day? Why dont ya pull out the dog hair and go eat ya Haagen-Dazs whilst having a nice relaxing bath!

Is this some cruel torment that life is throwing me?

oh my god! i feel for you. just be strong and things will be better tomorrow!

Is this some cruel torment that life is throwing me?

Looks like a trip to the store for some more ice cream, ciggs and batteries is in your future.

Is this some cruel torment that life is throwing me?

oh noooooooooo!!

no ciggies... i would go mental!

has your rabbit got any batteries to lend to u for your remote?? lol

EDIT omg no rabbit??? maybe you'll get one in your chrimbo stocking ...tee hee

Is this some cruel torment that life is throwing me?

Life's a beach ain't it !?

Is this some cruel torment that life is throwing me?

dog hair won't kill you....smoking will kill you..... get your fat a ss up and get batteries because no one...NO ONE!!...should run out of batteries for the remote, that is truly sad, I am crying now, thanks

Is this some cruel torment that life is throwing me?

Forget the Haagen - daz and Sky remote but no cigarettes. Geese, hell on earth till shops open at 6.30am. lol.

I sympathises are with you on no ciggies!

Is this some cruel torment that life is throwing me?

I forgot to tell you - Your Momma just had a test, and I'm your Daddy, so quit schmokin or I'll put more than dog hair in your Hug 'nd Asss!