Monday, July 27, 2009

How do I make someone not want to live with us?

My girlfriend and I live together and our apartment has an extra bedroom. Recently, we have been pestered by a complete stranger who now is interested in renting the room from our landlord. She is coming tomorrow to look at the place. We have already let the dishes pile up and haven't vacuumed the dog hair for over a week. Any other deviant suggestions?



How do I make someone not want to live with us?

i can have my wife come over there and nag them to death



How do I make someone not want to live with us?

Leaving underwear in public places (i.e. living room, etc.) I think that would turn anyone around!



How do I make someone not want to live with us?

Tell her to go f**ck herself.



How do I make someone not want to live with us?

1) Hide the TV and computers. Tell them you don't believe in technology because it emits radiation.



2) Borrow your cousins Pit Bull.



3) Be sure and let them know your vegan and you have never cooked meat in your oven.



4) Burn lots of incense and candles.



5) Leave the magazine 'POS' laying around. (sorry that one is in bad taste but it leaves an impression...)



6) Stuff the trash can with empty beer bottles



How do I make someone not want to live with us?

I'm a little confused... how can your landlord rent a room in your apartment?

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