How to tell if your a redneck?

You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.

You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

You ever cut your grass and found a car.

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.

Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.

You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'.

You own a homemade fur coat.

The people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You can get dog hair from out of your belly button.

The beer can collection in the town museum is the big tourist attraction.

People hear your car a long time before they see it.

How to tell if your a redneck?

I have given myself a headache laughing so hard. ''The pumpkin has more teeth than ur wife''LMAO. Great stuff Mick.

How to tell if your a redneck?

thanks for the laugh..

How to tell if your a redneck?

Merry Christmas to You too, I needed the laugh.

How to tell if your a redneck?

That was funny! But hey, I know some people like that, lol!

How to tell if your a redneck?

lol! Very Good, thanks for the chuckle!!

How to tell if your a redneck?

Lol what nice people they sound.

How to tell if your a redneck?

those are funny...i think my family accounts for a couple of 'em...lol

How to tell if your a redneck?

If a cop asks to see your ID and you show him your belt buckle...you just might be a redneck.

EMT

How to tell if your a redneck?

You have a home that is mobile and three cars in the yard that aren't.

How to tell if your a redneck?

If you have a camouflage tuxedo that may be a hint.

How to tell if your a redneck?

lol. mine is the last one... not b/c it has problems... cause it dont.

How to tell if your a redneck?

First laugh for the morning and you get a star. Thanks a lot.

How to tell if your a redneck?

funny

thanks

jane

How to tell if your a redneck?

I've done this once as a teenager: you wash your car at the gas pumps with the squeegee....