What do you think a dog is yelling as it barks at strangers?

Do you think it go something like this;

"Oi you...Yehh You! Get Lost! Don't - come - near - me! Have a look at ya! You stink, you have no hair, you mumble when you speak and you walk on two leags you FREAK!

See these teeth?! Oi! Have-a-look-at them. What do you see?! I'll tell you what you see...PAIN! Thats what they'll mean to you FREAK! Get Lost! That's right, keep walking...Grrrr"

What do you think they would be Yelling/Barking?

What do you think a dog is yelling as it barks at strangers?

The entire thought process of a puppy:

Whats this

whats this

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whats this

Yeow got to pee

whats this

whats this

What do you think a dog is yelling as it barks at strangers?

'Sup dawg?'

What do you think a dog is yelling as it barks at strangers?

I think dogs bark obscenities, I mean they always look so angry, so it can't be nice.

What do you think a dog is yelling as it barks at strangers?

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What do you think a dog is yelling as it barks at strangers?

I don't know,to me most dog barks sound the same,..so it could be like "give me your food" or "let me sniff you".

What do you think a dog is yelling as it barks at strangers?

"HELP!!! GET ME OUTTA HERE!!! MY OWNER ABUSES ME!!!"

What do you think a dog is yelling as it barks at strangers?

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They could say:

"Yo! Get the hell away from me! No, no! I'll bite that hairless paw! I mean it! GO AWAY! Idiot!"

What do you think a dog is yelling as it barks at strangers?

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What do you think a dog is yelling as it barks at strangers?

I dare you to bark back at me you coward!

What do you think a dog is yelling as it barks at strangers?

Probably just yelling 'who the hell are you and what are you doing here. I don't know you and I am just letting you know I can take you on if you are a threat to my pack'.

What do you think a dog is yelling as it barks at strangers?

Hey! go away!! i see u! get away from my people, get away from my yard...im serious! i mean it!! leave now!!!

What do you think a dog is yelling as it barks at strangers?

GTFO

What do you think a dog is yelling as it barks at strangers?

Im not scared.Im a strong puppy!

What do you think a dog is yelling as it barks at strangers?

I am a hearing service dog and I have to make sure she hears me tell her that we have a 'what could be' an undesirable coming near....stay back until I decide.....woof woof

What do you think a dog is yelling as it barks at strangers?

Oh look at me, I'm so scary, you're scared? Bark at me coward....maybe?

What do you think a dog is yelling as it barks at strangers?

I think it barks out "Hey, you. Yeah you, come over here. I wanna ask you something. You know how they have those dog parks in some cities. Yeah well I thought maybe you could sign my petition to create more. You see us dogs have to walk in these sidewalks and it's really bad for our paws. So I was thinking that you should sign my petition. Hey don't go! Hey I know you're wondering where I have that petition, but I ate it! I wanted something to chew on and I couldn't find my bone. You see that's the other problem. I really want more chew toys that can fall apart. I like tearing things apart but every toy I have is to hard to tear apart with my teeth. That's why I have strong jaws. Yeah but I want to feel like a wolf... no no a lion! Yeah those lions, boy could they tear things apart! Hey I'm talking to you, yeah you could pet me, I won't bite. Come here let me sniff your butt. Don't go, I just wanna sniff it. C'mon I'll let you sniff mine too, we could be friends. Ok I get it you're a cat person. Goodbye, enjoy your day. Ok, take care."

What do you think a dog is yelling as it barks at strangers?

Most dogs barks are bigger than there bite, it would probably say something to the extent of

"I know Im making a lot of noise, but really dont have anything else to say. Hey, have you seen the kim kardashian sex tape? Yeah buddy, she hot. If I wasnt a dog, she'd do me. I know it. Are you a tree? Whats that smell, grrrrr I need food, you smell dead rats and you've had relations with a sheep in the past 49 hours havent you"