I have clean sheets on my bed?

The comforters and pillows have all been thoroughly cleaned, not one speck of dog hair anywhere. Do you think that Lonely Bastard will spend the night with me now?

The lil puppy is in her kennel and my ex took my beagle I am flea and VD free.... Do you think I have a chance?

I have clean sheets on my bed?

I'm packing my bags even as I type. All I was waiting for was clean sheets so I can soil them while we romp in them all night long =)

I'm on my way xoxo

I have clean sheets on my bed?

oh NO--you lost the beagle???? Life is over...it would be if my ex took mine...

I have clean sheets on my bed?

Sure he'll spend the night with you. But what's going to be left of you when I'm done? Told you before babe. Just sh*t and a bit o'hair. So ferget it. I'll send the bits to 'em in a plastic baggy.

I have clean sheets on my bed?

Well, I would certainly come over because my sheets are stiff in spots.

I have clean sheets on my bed?

I think he will

I have clean sheets on my bed?

Looks like he's ready and willing. You sure weren't this accommodating when I came over for our all night drunk-fest, Margo.

I definitely didn't appreciate having to clear all of those empty liquor bottles out of the bathtub before I passed out.

I have clean sheets on my bed?

i should change the sheets on my bed. i was gonna do it for hubby , for his birthday and all, but then i folded all his socks for him ,instead.

well, not folded , necc .. but there's all in one basket together, without any towels in there ,or anything.

oh wait .. the question, yeah..

if that LovelyBastard won't, you could borrow mine for the night.

Just teach him something new ,while you've got him, would ya?

I have clean sheets on my bed?

I was going to say yes, but see he is on his way...don't do anything I wouldn't. tee hee

YES...YOU HAVE A GOOD CHANCE NOW!!!

I have clean sheets on my bed?

um, Margo...I just got my test results back babe. Sorry to inform you that you are NOT VD free. Sorry

I have clean sheets on my bed?

I think stains and smelly sheets give your bed more character. Why would you want to change that?

I have clean sheets on my bed?

id rather get another std from you. so no, i wont come over now.