De-matt a dog?

i brush her once a day and nothing

GR?

help

ive got out more hair then shes got

De-matt a dog?

take her to a groomers and have her shaved

How to tell if your a redneck?

You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.

You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

You ever cut your grass and found a car.

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.

Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.

You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'.

You own a homemade fur coat.

The people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You can get dog hair from out of your belly button.

The beer can collection in the town museum is the big tourist attraction.

People hear your car a long time before they see it.

How to tell if your a redneck?

I have given myself a headache laughing so hard. ''The pumpkin has more teeth than ur wife''LMAO. Great stuff Mick.

How to tell if your a redneck?

thanks for the laugh..

How to tell if your a redneck?

Merry Christmas to You too, I needed the laugh.

How to tell if your a redneck?

That was funny! But hey, I know some people like that, lol!

How to tell if your a redneck?

lol! Very Good, thanks for the chuckle!!

How to tell if your a redneck?

Lol what nice people they sound.

How to tell if your a redneck?

those are funny...i think my family accounts for a couple of 'em...lol

How to tell if your a redneck?

If a cop asks to see your ID and you show him your belt buckle...you just might be a redneck.

EMT

How to tell if your a redneck?

You have a home that is mobile and three cars in the yard that aren't.

How to tell if your a redneck?

If you have a camouflage tuxedo that may be a hint.

How to tell if your a redneck?

lol. mine is the last one... not b/c it has problems... cause it dont.

How to tell if your a redneck?

First laugh for the morning and you get a star. Thanks a lot.

How to tell if your a redneck?

funny

thanks

jane

How to tell if your a redneck?

I've done this once as a teenager: you wash your car at the gas pumps with the squeegee....

I have 2 dogs that have been on chains for months.....we finally got a fence up........?

They have not been able to figure out who is king of the yard, yet. One is a male boxer about 6yrs old, and the other is a male mix, kinda like a sheep dog or some kind of cow dog, long hair, lover boy about 4 yrs old. The sheep dog has been in this yard 4 about 2 years, and the boxer is my brother's and he used to live here. He lived in this yard for about 4 yrs(2 yrs ago) and i've had both dogs here on chains 4 about 6 mths. the aggressor seems to be the boxer.He's very friendly and sweet though. Now we want to let them off the chains, but we don't want them to kill each other! how can I make it so they won't fight? how do I teach them that this is both their yard? We let them off yesterday and they were fine for about 10 mins, then some kids walked in front of our yard and they fought until my brother and my bf pulled them apart. at this time the sheep dog is offf the chain and the boxer is on. the sheep dog does not approach him at all. what can I do to introduce them as family?

I have 2 dogs that have been on chains for months.....we finally got a fence up........?

You should take them to neutral territory like a park and see if they can get along together.

You will probably have to get an obedience trainer into the house.

I have 2 dogs that have been on chains for months.....we finally got a fence up........?

You keep them seperate and you keep the peace.

I have 2 dogs that have been on chains for months.....we finally got a fence up........?

Dogs are pack animals. They need to establish a hierarchy between them so they can function and be happy. They're not like people, and they will never be comfortable sharing or "being equal." Let them acclimate to one another during supervised visits. It's fine to let them roughhouse-- you're just there to make sure they don't start hurting each other. Eventually they should work out who's in charge, and there will be harmony in the yard. :)

I have 2 dogs that have been on chains for months.....we finally got a fence up........?

i understand where your coming from, however i was having the same problem with my two English bulldogs. i read up about it in a few different books and most said the best thing to do is just let them fight it out. once one is established as the winner they wont ever fight again. and yes, thats kind of scary because you think they will hurt each other but really they wont take it to the next level unless one of the dogs truly is a vicious dog.

I have 2 dogs that have been on chains for months.....we finally got a fence up........?

You also must remember that what looks like fighting to you, might really be playing. Dogs play ROUGH, they growl, they snap at each other and in the end they've been having a roaring good time. You do have to have a pack leader but no one should ever get hurt, because the pack leader must be you or your boyfriend. If they acknowledge you as the leader there will be no hierarchy fights. The following website will help you establish yourself as the "alpha" dog. Good luck.

I have 2 dogs that have been on chains for months.....we finally got a fence up........?

There is no family in the dog world. One must submit to the other to king of the back yard. Leave the dogs on a chain and make sure they do no slip out of the neck chokers.

The boxer is the aggressor. the sheep dog will take no S*** from the bull dog. My advice is to get rid of the bull dog too aggressive and would bit a stranger in the yard... A dog that bites will put you in court being suited and the dog will be taken away by animal control. Tell your brother the boxer is unwanted and remove. Or call animal control... The brother can go and get his dog at Dog Catchers Jail. Makes it very clear the dog is unwanted at your house...No way will they ever live together----OK Could be animal abuse by letting them fight. Big fines and jail. Costly wallet transplant at the VET hospital....

I have 2 dogs that have been on chains for months.....we finally got a fence up........?

Your dogs fought when the kids walked by because they have too much pent up energy and need to get out of that yard!!! When dogs get frustrated from lack of exercise, they turn the frustration on each other. Get them off those chains and out of that yard for daily walks of 30-45 minutes. If you don't want to walk them, run or bike or rollerblade but get them out to see and share the world. Your yard is nothing but a big outdoor kennel. Your dogs need some freedom to explore. After some exercise, you'll be in a better position to train them to respect your wishes and stop them from attacking each other because a couple kids walk by. If you elect not to do this, your dogs will not change.

Unusual unique girl dog names?

shes a mini poodle 6 years old and has black hair

Unusual unique girl dog names?

How many times are you going to ask this question?

Unusual unique girl dog names?

my doggy is called Anya .. not a common name for a dog, but I really like it

Unusual unique girl dog names?

maddie

morticia

jet

Unusual unique girl dog names?

lala

Unusual unique girl dog names?

Ella,

Cusie (means small dog is Elvish) ,

Arddunnie could be just Dunnie(Beautiful),

Ciril,

Mela(love),

Lirima (lovely),

Mithril (mist glitter),

Galvorn, (black, shinny, armor)

I also have a cat named Rohan

and look on the other one for more...

Unusual unique girl dog names?

Jetta.

Unusual unique girl dog names?

You don't get girl dogs, any more than you get girl bulls or girl stallions.

Unusual unique girl dog names?

LaiLoni (lay-lon-ee) or Kamaiah (kah-may-ah)

Unusual unique girl dog names?

Delila or Allegra

Unusual unique girl dog names?

I like the name Mea, or Kiara. Not too common. I also have a cat named Convict. She was born by my older cat, and when ever I would walk in the room, as soon as she could walk, She would break out of her little inclosure, and run at me. She was my little convict, and it just stuck. That is a cute, but yet not usual name. I've never heard a pet called that before. I'm sure it could work for a dog also.

Unusual unique girl dog names?

my first pitt was named Ajah (said Asia)

Unusual unique girl dog names?

Sheeba

Tiki

Chelsea

Lily

Rose

Rosa

Chica

Iris

Jade

Keeley

Opal

Laela

Paige

Quita

Ann

Ariel

Amy

Bianca

Belle

Cassi

Cherry

Didi

Diamond

Elle

Faith

Franny

Gizmo

Gadget

Gia

Hope

Joy

Jane

Jill

Kara

Kaci

Lulu

Meeka

Micah

Max

Maxine

Nikki

Nala

Patch

Raina

Shelly

Stacy

Simba

Spark

Toto

Tia

Tamara

Tiara

Terra

Tori

Vera

Widget

Wanda

Yoda

Yodi

Ziggy

Zipper

Zagwa

Unusual unique girl dog names?

Larka, its wolf speak, from a book I read meaning darkest night???

Unusual unique girl dog names?

dog-pod dog kinda like Ipod....

Unusual unique girl dog names?

i have a dog named Kyra its not a very common name for a dog i like it lol

Unusual unique girl dog names?

I like Cinders and Sophie, but they're not extremely rare. Try google for small female dog names or poodle names or black dog names. I've found some great lists! Good luck with the new dog!

Unusual unique girl dog names?

Darling Philli

Shelly is the girl with all the names but she did forget to mention my favourite which is the same as last time you asked

Clitersorearse.

I'm sure you'll enjoy shouting out this name whilst clearing up all the shite she blows out in your local park,

Unusual unique girl dog names?

We had a dog called Yana. I've never heard anyone else with this name for their pet before or since.

Unusual unique girl dog names?

Oprah

Noir

Carbon

Unusual unique girl dog names?

Millie I like that name and it's sweet.Hee hee hee!

Unusual unique girl dog names?

elvira ours is a cocker spaniel and it REALLY suits her

Unusual unique girl dog names?

Six years old? I would suggest something similar to what she has been called before, else it will take her a while to learn her new name. I like Moo-Moo though.

Unusual unique girl dog names?

My dog is called Skye ! a different name

Unusual unique girl dog names?

Our female dog was called Zanta after the Greek island of Zante different if not that unusual

Unusual unique girl dog names?

i like liquorice and it is black like your dog!!!

Unusual unique girl dog names?

My dogs name is Gidget... I thought it was pretty unique.. I don't know another dog with that name... I also like the name Moya.

Unusual unique girl dog names?

You said it in your question....

...Unique...!

Unusual unique girl dog names?

Better make is something short and simple, easy to remember seeing you seem to keep forgetting you have already asked this several times...

D

Call your dog D (clue, it stands for DOG)

If you have a 6 year old dog, why are you changing the name anyway? Its bad luck. What has she been called for the past 6 years? You will confuse her if you change her name when shes 6 YEARS old.

Unusual unique girl dog names?

Shabani, Syrah, Tai, Rio, Athena, Opal, Ruby, Coco

Unusual unique girl dog names?

afrique, sounds aff-reek

marnier-marn-ee-ay

esteer-es-tear

jolie-jo-lee(means pretty in french)

henna-hen-a

shan-

tissy

soleil-so-lay(sun in french)

tropez

cannes

paris

cante-cant-ay

allissa-al-is-sa

angeline-an-gel-eene

iona-eye-own-ah

simi

ayshen-eye-shen

yasmina

monica

phoebe

Unusual unique girl dog names?

if its 6 years old you should consider keeping the name it already has to avoid confusion, my chihuahua is called Lola though, i really like that name!

I took my dog for a walk and suddenly i saw her licking something dead in the ground....?

i got down to check what it was and notice it kind of looked like a tail probably about 5 or 6 inches long am not good in messuring but whutever i couldnt be a rabbit tail cuz theirs are smaller, nor a squirrels cuz their have more fur..this one had hair but at first i thought it was a rat or mouse but had no head or legs or feel or tail...so it just look like a brownish tail i tryed looking around for the rest of the body but found nothing and just wanna know if she will be fine? she just licked quick and i moved her away...i called the vet and he said he didnt think she would get sick but if i saw her acting weird then to take her .. please help thanks...and i washed her mouth right away and made her throw up a lil..

I took my dog for a walk and suddenly i saw her licking something dead in the ground....?

shes a dog.

what do you expect?

my dog has a -biting himself- problem.

he is literally bald on his butt. he still is the same old crazy dog though, nothing strange.

I took my dog for a walk and suddenly i saw her licking something dead in the ground....?

She'll be fine.

Dogs are omnivorous foodaholics. They are hunters, gatherers, and - as in this case - scavengers. They have a million-year history of eating like that, both in their present form and in the form of their ancestor, the wolf. A dog and a wolf are essentially the same animal and they can eat the same food.

I took my dog for a walk and suddenly i saw her licking something dead in the ground....?

umm you are definitely over-reacting :P . You should not have made her throw up! We live in the country and my dog eats anything and everything and rolls and licks anything dead (ewww! i know but it's true) and NEVER gets sick. They are made for that kinda thing kind of.

I took my dog for a walk and suddenly i saw her licking something dead in the ground....?

i think ur over pretective its a dog they have tough stomachs there dogs do u not have any common sense they lick anything u think a tail will hurt it

Why as human beings we find it soooooo hard to?

make constant eye contact when speaking to someone else. We always find ourselves staring at their mouth or hair, a dog crossing the road, a leaf that floated off the top of a tree. Why do we get so uncomfortable with eye contact? Have you ever realised that?

Why as human beings we find it soooooo hard to?

Yeah, I sometimes do when their is a large crowd. Also, it can get too intense if you stare too long. Its said the eyes are the window to the soul. Maybe we're afraid of giving too much of ourselves away, or seeing too much in the other person.

Why as human beings we find it soooooo hard to?

no

Why as human beings we find it soooooo hard to?

I think that there is a level of "intimacy" when staring into someone's eyes that or we just find it creepy.

Why as human beings we find it soooooo hard to?

this changes across cultures. my guess is in this country it has to do with our christian upbringing and the guilt we were raised on.

Why as human beings we find it soooooo hard to?

Interesting question. I think its because the human mind can get itself so easily preocupied with other things that it really doesnt pay attention to whats in front of it.

Thats what i figure

Why as human beings we find it soooooo hard to?

No. I always establish eye contact. I do find that other people don't feel so comfortable doing that. I was raised to look people in the eye when you speak with them.

Why as human beings we find it soooooo hard to?

...it is not so in every country. Some countries one is not expected to make eye contact with a leader senior

She's driving me Insane! About to Kill Myself!?

My girlfriend and I have been going out for about two years, and during that period of time, we鈥檝e been comfortable with each other. We鈥檝e been planning to move in with each other for roughly 2months now, and move-in day was just the other week. So we鈥檙e now currently living at my apartment, or should I say, 鈥極ur apartment鈥?

After living with her for a week, it鈥檚 been absolutely mad! Comfortable flew out the door while Un-Tamed Girlfriend crashed landed on my doorstep. Don鈥檛 get me wrong, she鈥檚 beautiful, the way she sleeps in bed, how her body moves while the sun ever so slightly shines down with her soft smile just that, a soft smile.

But I can鈥檛 take it anymore. She鈥檚 driving me crazy, I鈥檓 starting to lose hair, My dog has ran away and the toilet seat is always left UP!

She honestly wants to cook for me, but to be honest, her cooking is shocking! Her mother even told me that I鈥檒l have to cook once we鈥檙e living together but that won鈥檛 be happening for a while because of her

She's driving me Insane! About to Kill Myself!?

when living with someone you must compromise and be honest. let her know you like living in a clean home. you are living together so you must know each other pretty well, let her know about the things that bother you and ask her what bothers her. hopefully you can both come to some kind of agreement that will make living together more pleasurable.

She's driving me Insane! About to Kill Myself!?

Mate, nothing is worth the stress. If you feel suicidal, maybe you should ask your gf to move out and you two should take time out away from each other.

She's driving me Insane! About to Kill Myself!?

uhh.. hmm... therapy..

She's driving me Insane! About to Kill Myself!?

Everybody has irritating things they do and you won't know until you live with them.

She's driving me Insane! About to Kill Myself!?

Just tell her that when you wanted her to move in you didnt want everything to change and now it is. Talk to her and maybe even ask her to move out but still be boyfriend and girlfriend.

She's driving me Insane! About to Kill Myself!?

First of all never ever take a girl / any girl seriously...coz that might lead you to intense pain...secondly...if she is too sticky..tell her that honey i am moving to a new apartment and i will be having a room mate who is a Male...second thing you can do is to tell her frankly that if you want to stay with me you must follow some rules...or else she will eat you up bro...or you can figure out your own ideas to get rid of her...take care...and i hope you will make wise decisions..

She's driving me Insane! About to Kill Myself!?

wow you really got a problem your poor dog ran away maybe you should go look for him and not come back lol best thing to do is try to talk to her about cleaning up the apt say ok today we're going to clean you take the ---- and i'll take the--- dont give her a choice see what she says just because she's beautiful doesnt mean she has to be a pig just start cooking dont give her any chances to do it if its not working out just tell her do you want to spend the rest of your life like this?? i know i wouldnt and couldnt

She's driving me Insane! About to Kill Myself!?

Whiny baby. Really, you knew everything going in, and you still did. You though it wouldn't be so bad but you learned it is what it is.

Lazy Sunday and you want her to clean. What while you sit on your ****?

Guess what? This sort of thing happens when you play house. With the girl comes her personality, habits and cooking. If you don't like it...tough. Break up. But don't go whining here looking for sympathy. You want to kill yourself over something so stupid? go ahead. Life doesn't get any easier for most of us. Some people would love youe piddly little issues.

Grow up.

She's driving me Insane! About to Kill Myself!?

Nothing is perfect. You have to learn to make some adjustments. The apartment won't be the way you want it anymore because its not just you. You need to just be up front with her and tell her you guys need to figure something out.

About her cooking, honesty is the best way. You could always write down recipes of your favorites and give them to her so she has something to follow.

She's driving me Insane! About to Kill Myself!?

Sorry, I agree with chaoss13 on this one! Just go to counseling or something, tell her it's bothering you, make compromises. I really don't think you should be willing to kill yourself over this though, that's pretty stupid. You never know someone until you live with them, so if you don't think you can live with this girl for the rest of your life maybe you should break up, although I think this is a pretty petty reason to break up over. And why would you expect her to do any work such as cleaning on your "lazy Sundays"? That seems pretty unreasonable.

She's driving me Insane! About to Kill Myself!?

If it's going to be this bad, then don't live together- keep your own places- what's wrong with that? You can each have your own independance and space. It's been fine for 2 years, so why spoil it? You must have had a pretty good idea of what she's like before she moved in- you've known her for long enough. Try to be open-minded about living arrangements, in any case, if she knows she might have to start paying rent again she might make more of an effort. But if you love her don't end it over something silly like this- theres more to a person than how tidy they are. And it's really hard for an untidy person to get tidy - she just doesn't see the mess like you do because for her it's not a problem.

She's driving me Insane! About to Kill Myself!?

hahaha where do u come up with this stuff?

She's driving me Insane! About to Kill Myself!?

These flaws will eventually become lovable qualities. Welcome to the relationship world.

She's driving me Insane! About to Kill Myself!?

dude, you need to tap some fire under her ***. she sounds like the kind of girl who thinks they're too hot to have to normal stuff. have you ever seen a sloppy, the whole world revolvs around me princess? she needs the jerk treatment. chicks like that need someone who will tell them like it is, be a butthole and don't dare kiss her butt because she's so hot. if you landed her and she's hot, you'll be able to get more hotties. unless you plan on spoiling her forever, be a jerk!

She's driving me Insane! About to Kill Myself!?

those looks will fade one day and that mess will grow and grow until one day youll have the overwhelming urge to close that blook on her noseeeeeeeee! lol

She's driving me Insane! About to Kill Myself!?

OK other answers Ive given i havent been like this at all but seriously!!!!---- grow up man! if you love this woman nothing else should matter especially not clothes and accesories! thinking about u saying stupid things like kill me and im going insane is making me go insane cuz ur being rediculous...yeah it might be a hastle and more then u bargened for but honestly talk to her bout her living conditions and that they need to improve or start a yard sale or something but stop freaking out and take a little time away like a day and just time 4 u! get away then come back and relax while u CALMLY tell her what has been bothering you other than going to the internet for answers!** sry to be so harsh by the way but dont screw things up over the little things in life cuz if u loose it all those r the things that u r ganna miss and relized that u took for granted! now...go enjoy that soft smile*

She's driving me Insane! About to Kill Myself!?

Just one question....why does "she" leave the seat up?